1. Piece Of Crap
This is crap A piece of crap I churn it out I dump it out You lap it up You eat it whole, yeah - 19 dollars for this piece of crap You'll take it. Pay for me Make me sexy Buy me groupies High school...
View Article2. Chain Letter
I got a wish chain letter from an ex-girlfriend and I thought, "Isn't this a dangerous proposition?"If she's sending this out then she obviously believes in it....And if you believe that whoever you...
View Article3. For A Girl In Promotions
Every rocker knows That girl at all the shows Passing out her business card Is just some fluff to be ignored She's in promotions She's only here to kick up noise And make out with skinny boys Whoever...
View Article4. We're Both Wrong But You're Also A Dick
Did you think all the folks in your hometown were right When they lip-served the legend you might become? Did you think this here song would end up on your wall in no time Dressed in glass, chrome and...
View Article5. I Hate All The People At My Party
A full-on celebration A hundred invitiations I had the cooler stocked by 4pm The mixtape done by 5 I cleaned the whole place up with Arty Ordered pizza from Lombardi's Yeah, it was quite the fuckin...
View Article7. Despite
Despite the guitar that you brandish before you As you tell off a crowd that's content to ignore you And despite your soul searching, and the ingots of wisdom Which disguise all the shit that's pent up...
View Article8. Seven And The Ragged Tiger
A song about being an elementary-school kid in the early '80s. The Duran Duran album in question is entitled Seven and the Ragged Tiger - I'm always surprised when people ask me what the name of this...
View Article9. A Place Where No One Goes
You belong On the far side of the mountains In the gold On the line of the horizon You belong In a place where no one goes. Where no one goes. You belong In an unfinished painting Wrapped in plastic...
View Article10. Chris Biscuiti, Collider's #1 Fan
The man with the plan for the band divine He hates Fred McGriff, but he loves Mankind Counterfeiting pennies and laundering your nasty mind He is the man His name is Chris Biscuiti He's Collider's #1...
View Article11. I'm On Your Side
I love Ray's Pizza. Only two things more American: Doubles from Coney Island Joe's The Kitchen Sink at Jahn's. I love these streetlights And these playgrounds And these brownstones. The sweetest...
View Article12. Touch
When I moved from Albany to NYC in 1996, I was a mess - haunted by my inability to help the scene, by my failure to even make a living up there. I went to the diner with my friend Colleen one night and...
View Article13. She Took Some Shit From My Room, And To Get It Back I Had To Make Her...
Based on a true story.
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